Here is something else that I have to share with everyone – this is for all you cat lovers out there 🙂
DOORS
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get a door opened, stand on hind legs and scratch the frame. You may also reach under the door and pull clothing towards you; silks get the quickest reaction.
Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an “outside” door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, when it’s raining or snowing, or during the height of the mosquito season. Swinging doors must be avoided at all costs.
CHAIRS AND RUGS
If you have to urp, get to an overstuffed chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there are no Oriental rugs, shag is a good substitute. When urping on shag, be sure you project; it is a must that it stretches for as long as a human’s bare foot.
BATHROOMS
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. (See Rule I.) It is not necessary to do anything — just sit and stare.
HELPING
If one of your humans is engaged in some semi-closed activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping”; humans are known to refer to it as “hampering”. The following are the rules for “helping”:
WALKING
As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human. Especially effective places to strike are:
This exercise helps with improving their coordination skills.
BEDTIME
Always sleep on the human at night. If there are two (or more) of you, book end the human putting off the greatest heat. They will try and squirm but your sheer numbers and inert bodies will effectively keep them pinned.